Recently I spent a week in Las Vegas, you know, that place I like to be in. No doubt you’ll want to hear about the drinking to excess, the slot machine action, whether I met Mike Tyson*, stole a white tiger, won/lost a million bucks or got married to, by, with, under, or as a green card proxy for Elvis.

But instead I’m going to talk about something I enjoyed in my hotel room. No, not a hooker smothered in maple syrup and speckled with peanut butter M&Ms, I mean the Five Dollar Foot Long song from the Subway commercial**. You know, on the television. Here it is in its bright, Beach Boysesque glory:

1. They’re called Dinosaur Pile Up
2. Their last EP was called The Greatest EP in the Universe.
3. They released a single one summer. It was called Summer Hit Single.
4. They have a song about being set upon by a gang of cats.
5. It includes the lyric “me being a nerd I try to bust a kick but hurt my back.”


Bums! My favourite Har Mar Superstar song has disappeared from Spotify, and from one of my awesome Spotify playlists. Never mind – here it is for you now: DUI. Who you gonna hit with the drunken dial?

After Something Awful’s misinterpreted movie posters, College Humor brings you honest movie titles.

Via Blue Cat.

Image by Philofoto on FlickrA long time ago, I started a recipe blog called Belly, plundering my friends and various ethnicities for family recipes. Then, as with many of the things I start, I forgot about it. Now I have resurrected the Belly recipes from their ignominy.

View them, try them, sue me when your spleen falls out:

  1. Wilder family recipe Bolognese
  2. Momo (Nepali dumplings)
  3. Garlic mushroom, goat’s cheese and rocket (arugula) pizza
  4. Desi roast potatoes
  5. Paneer tikka
  6. Meg’s feeling fruity (guest recipe from Meg Pickard)
  7. No-fuss gingerbread
  8. Homemade chapatis
  9. Nanosecond Neopolitan sauce