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It’s amazing here – shiny technicolor future city slap bang in the middle of the desert, devoted entirely to iniquity and somehow everyone’s okay with that.

Yesterday I broke my fast in a fully functional rainforest and dined in Caesar’s Palace, where every 2 hours a 10ft Neptune rose out of the floor to do fiery battle with a Kraken.

I have seen sparkly topless women high-kick to the Chemical Brothers, and $1m worth of choreographed water fountains dance to Cher.

And I’m not done yet.

But right now I have an appointment with some champagne and a helicopter, so toodles.