Suddenly we’re feeling a kinship towards Robert Pattinson.

Yes, in the past we may have been irritated by his hair and face and ubiquity and the way his American accent makes him twalk a bwit like a robot Christopher Walken – but now he’s said that he doesn’t understand the Twilight saga, we’re all “Hey Robert Pattinson, wanna shoot some hoops after school?”

Because we don’t get it either. We don’t understand why a story about an incredibly old man and a sullen child trying to out-sulk each other would prove so popular.

But we seem to have a better grasp on the actual story than Robert Pattinson, so maybe we can help each other out.

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Summer just isn’t summer without a few establishing factors.

Good weather. The inevitable Katie Price autobiography/perfume. People drinking cider with no apparent shame. Beloved icons of our childhoods dying in tawdry and depressing ways (although that’s been autumn, winter and spring too).

But everyone knows summer can’t really start until two black holes of musical ability release a stompy, braying, call-and-response cover of a song that wasn’t very good in the first place.

Well, spritz yourself with Katie Price’s Stunning and start scrumping for apples, because Jedward are HERE TO SAVE SUMMER with their cover of Blink-182’s All the Small Things!

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